Wherever I May Roam

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The past couple of days I've been in North Carolina visiting my family. My Mom picked me up in Richmond from Coreee Stoner's apartment. On the trip home, we talked about infidelity, Maddie's grades, my brother, lack of motivation and unemployment. My favorite topics.

Prior to that, I've been in Richmond hanging out with my friends and the class of 2012. I'd like to report that I'm overwhelmed with the response I've received from the class of 2012. Thank you. It's been a good two weeks.

Also, I'm in North Carolina in hopes of scoring a large amount of cash in the shortest amount of time possible. If I play my cards correctly, I'll be ballin' Capo status ASAP.


My mom has ten dogs now. Its ridiculous but somehow still necessary. Madison is doing wonderful, making honor roll. We went out to dinner last night (Mongolian) and it destroyed my stomach. It was quality.

Reason #45621 why I don't own a cat:
Last night around 4am, I was taking a piss. I sat my phone down on the kitchen sink counter. My mom's cat 'Frankie' decided it would be fitting to jump on the counter and knock my cellular into a mop bucket full of chemicals, dirt and water. I was fucking pissed. I wanted to maim and skin him.

Anyways, I let it dry out and it's working. I'm so surprised God let me get away with this one, seeing that I don't have the $50 deductible required through my insurance program nor do I have a spare phone. Needless to say, the sun shined a little brighter today..

I wish I could say all these overzealous and uplifting things about my life, but life's a bitch as of lately. lack of funds, fair weather friends, apathy, control freaks.

I love being stuck in the woods. I love flirting with disaster. Girls will do anything for money and/or attention. Believe that.

Big ups to Chris. Never not #8
Kaitlin and Zack, all my road dogs, the crew and sweet tea

I'm in the woods, expect an abundance of updates..

jwxxx